Always Beware of Cats Darting Erratically Forward Going Halfway Into Jungles, Kathy, Lest Mopey Neighbors Open Poorly Quilted Radioactive Sunlamps to Ultra-Violet Waves or X-rays, Yo Zach!- im addicted to laughing
“women are weaklings!”
i’m strong enough to carry
your corpse to the woods
this haiku is my favorite haiku
My daughter has chosen the Dark Side
I’m crying.
Every time I encounter this video, I hit replay so many times it’s ridiculous.
Her face is so great!
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They had never met before, but decided to hug it out in the middle of an airport terminal.
Im going to be that person that says maybe she should be wearing shoes. just maybe
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“I remember we were filming one night. We were filming late and we were walking through the parking lot. We were walking arm and arm and we started doing the Laverne & Shirley thing. Steve walked up behind us and he started laughing. We thought the show was going to get cancelled and Steve goes, ‘This right here, you guys. This is what you’ll always have. This is what your gift is from the show.’” - Angela Kinsey.
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she doesn’t wear short skirts. and neither do i because of the dress code. she’s not cheer captain because of budget cuts and we don’t have bleachers
